It's the New World (of Warcraft) Order

Many of you may wonder why I harp on World of Warcraft so much, and why I'm so anti (and why I'm going to delete my level 42 warlock - who has been dormant for over a year - sometime soon) World of Warcraft. Well, here's why. It's because both Blizzard and its players are sucking us into an Orwellian, 1984-style, New World (of Warcraft) Order where free thought is suppressed and your only choices are those afforded you by the establishment.

Take for example this poll at World of Awesomecraft, a rival blog. Haters like me are completely locked out from expressing their opinions due to the nature of the poll. It's almost like Diebold is running the poll there circa 2004.

Danger, WoW slang!

I'm worried. Words and phrases from World of Jackholecraft are starting to make their way into the vernacular. Remember when "D'oh" made it into Webster's Dictionary? It's kind of like that.

One example is a blog post about the incroyable Denny Blaze, the Average Homeboy. The title of the blog post is "Skilling up..." which all you WoWers knows refers to building your WoW skill levels in things like herbalism, blacksmithery, and one-handed WoWing.

It's dangerous out there, folks. Looks out for WoW slang!

Here's a new MMORPG!!!1!!1!! that you WoWers will hate.

Check this out, my darling little WoW freaks. It's a brand new MMORPG!!1!!!1 that you're absolutely going to hate. The problem is it requires you t get off your fucking ass and stop playing WoW for a matter of hours. See, I told you you wouldn't like it.

Make Love, Not Warcraft.

Last night, the South Park episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft" won an Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program (for Programming Less Than One Hour). I wish I could call this a victory for my cause, but despite the alleged attempt to make fun of obsessive WoWers, the episode was obviously endorsed (or sponsored even?) by Blizzard.

So yeah, WoW is stupid.

They're leaving in droves!

Well, I'm sad and happy to say that my friends who drove me to create this blog with their incessant WoWing are leaving WoW. Looks like my plan has worked, n'est pas? Awesome. Now more people need to leave WoW. Why? Because it sucks.

WoW exploit rocks Blizzard's servers; Ruins millions of nerd's lives!

So if you really hate World of Stupidcraft, check this out. Some smart fellow found an exploit that has been wreaking havoc on Blizzard's servers, and has forced millions of WoW nerds to resume one handed Internet surfing since they can't slay creatures.

The only problem is that you need an account to crash the servers. So if you REALLY hate WoW, like myself, you won't be able to take advantage unfortunately.

http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/Aleph/WoW-at-a-Standstill-as-Server-Crash-Exploit-Spreads/#comments

Here's a free name for your new guild!

Once you save up that whopping ten gold and create your new guild, here's an idea a co-worker came up with for you. How about "The Assmongers"? Feel free to use it if you want.