WoW exploit rocks Blizzard's servers; Ruins millions of nerd's lives!

So if you really hate World of Stupidcraft, check this out. Some smart fellow found an exploit that has been wreaking havoc on Blizzard's servers, and has forced millions of WoW nerds to resume one handed Internet surfing since they can't slay creatures.

The only problem is that you need an account to crash the servers. So if you REALLY hate WoW, like myself, you won't be able to take advantage unfortunately.

http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/Aleph/WoW-at-a-Standstill-as-Server-Crash-Exploit-Spreads/#comments

Here's a free name for your new guild!

Once you save up that whopping ten gold and create your new guild, here's an idea a co-worker came up with for you. How about "The Assmongers"? Feel free to use it if you want.

Important meeting

So I just stopped by my friend's cubicle and saw something sucky on his computer screen. I was like, "Hey dude, what's that you're looking at? It looks like it sucks!" And he was like "It's none of your concern, hater!" Then I realized what I had just laid my eyes upon, and now must gouge them out with a rusty spoon. WoW, it really does suck.

I changed my mind...WoW RULES!

OK, I lied. It's still stupid.

WoW is super stupid

How does World of Warcraft.... ermmm, I mean World of Stupidcraft... suck? Let me count the ways:

1. It sucks.
2. It sucks.
3. It sucks.

Point proven. WoW sucks ass.